Getting to Know Your Friends...My response

And here is the email I sent back.


Welcome to the 2007 edition of “Getting to Know Your Friends.” (is it new or renamed?)

What you are supposed to do with this email...

Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to the people you care about, including the person who sent it to you.

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.

******* THE BASICS *******


1. What time did you get up this morning? Morning what the fuck is that?

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds but only if they're stolen

3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? Wild hogs, i highly reccomend it

4. What is your favourite TV show? Anything with hot chicks in it, or Supernatural that show rocks

5. What did you have for breakfast? Left over $18 pepperoni pizza

6. What is your middle name(s)? Ow Dammit, apparently someone stepped on my dad's foot when they were at the naming place.

7. What is your favourite cuisine? Anything so long as it's food

8. What is your favourite crisp flavour? See above.

9. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes, my kids are doomed.

10. What type of car do you drive? One with four wheels

11. What characteristics do you despise? Wankers

12. Favourite item of clothing? bikini's, thank you god (have to agree with Shepps here)

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Wherever the ladies are

14. Favourite time of the day? night

15. What was your most memorable birthday? 21st, nothing like spending the day in hospital cause ya friend has a crappy lung

16. Where were you born? Apparently in hospital

17. Favourite sport to watch? Highschool Girls Basketball.....except I'm not allowed to anymore

18. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? pretty much everyone

19. Who do you expect to send it back first? robbo, with threats of violence (I'll give you threats of violence)

20. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke or Pepsi Max, fuck that sugary crap

21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Damn sheppo stole my joke, okay neither

22. What is your shoe size? 12 wide, 10 long, I'm like a fucking ape man

23. Do you have any pets? nope

24. What did you want to be when you were little? big

25. When is your birthday? today and nobody came to the party

26. Shampoo? of course

27. Soap? yeah it tastes good

28. Summer/Winter? summer 'cause the ladies take the twins for a walk

29. Favourite Advertisement? Suntory Let's Diet Water, it has Keiko in a tight singlet and an excercising sloth what more could I want....hell get rid of the sloth

30. Thinking about? ...

31. Listening to? classic first season Baywatch because I forgot to pause the dvd while I filled this out



**********THE LAST 24 HOURS**************


Cried? tears of laughter

Met someone new? hot chick that works at the bookstore...I didn't know they kept mace under the counter

Cleaned your room? Hell no

Drove a car? Looks like me in the speed camera photo

How many hours sleep? 2 maybe 3


*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN**************


God? several of them actually

Yourself? More than god

Santa Claus? Fat bastard still owes me a bike

Destiny/Fate? Only in cheesy pick-up lines

Ghosts? maybe

Angels? big bunch of pussies except that one played by Matt Damon


**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********

Who have you known the longest of your friends? Big Sheppowski

Who do you go to for advice? that crazy homeless guy who sleeps behind the dumpster

When do you cry the most? when I'm crying

Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you? whatever