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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Forum F*ckwits

Hey there people it's been a while since I last posted anything.
Well because I've been busy with work and my short films.
But that's not what this post is about, it's about wankers on webforums.

See I'm a member of various forums dedicated to female celebrities (some dedicated to a single celeb others to celebs in general) and I've noticed that there are a lot of complete f*ckwits on them, these people obviously have no lives.
As such I've decided to list some rules that might help negate some of my biggest forum peeves:

10. Search first, every forum has a search tool, use it before "requesting".
9. While your at it, request in the requests section (most forums have these).
8. Don't reply to old threads unless you have something useful to add and not just a piece of asskissing.
7. Read the rules first, every forum has a rules thread, read it and obey it that way there's less arguments.
6. Join before posting, there is nothing worse than an idiotic anonymous post.
5. Just because you've just found a pic/video doesn't make it rare, almost everything on the internet has been seen long before you found it.
4. Don't insult people, it's that simple, whether you're insulting the celeb or a fellow forum member it's just going to start an argument.
3. Stay on topic, there is little more annoying than having to wade through pages of non-topic to find what you're looking for. If it's more than a page of discussion it's too much.
2. If you post pics/vids and don't get thanked deal with it and don't whine because unless you personally took the photos/video of the celeb during some private exclusive occasion there are tons of other people willing to provide it who realise that most forum members are ungrateful/lazy leeches.
1. Don't join the forum of a celeb you hate just to flame about them, you'll make no friends and more than likely just get banned anyway, save us all the hassle.

Okay I needed that rant.


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