And here is the email I sent back.
Welcome to the 2007 edition of “Getting to Know Your Friends.” (is it new or renamed?)
What you are supposed to do with this email...
Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to the people you care about, including the person who sent it to you.
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.
******* THE BASICS *******
1. What time did you get up this morning? Morning what the fuck is that?
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds but only if they're stolen
3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? Wild hogs, i highly reccomend it
4. What is your favourite TV show? Anything with hot chicks in it, or Supernatural that show rocks
5. What did you have for breakfast? Left over $18 pepperoni pizza
6. What is your middle name(s)? Ow Dammit, apparently someone stepped on my dad's foot when they were at the naming place.
7. What is your favourite cuisine? Anything so long as it's food
8. What is your favourite crisp flavour? See above.
9. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes, my kids are doomed.
10. What type of car do you drive? One with four wheels
11. What characteristics do you despise? Wankers
12. Favourite item of clothing? bikini's, thank you god (have to agree with Shepps here)
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Wherever the ladies are
14. Favourite time of the day? night
15. What was your most memorable birthday? 21st, nothing like spending the day in hospital cause ya friend has a crappy lung
16. Where were you born? Apparently in hospital
17. Favourite sport to watch? Highschool Girls Basketball.....except I'm not allowed to anymore
18. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? pretty much everyone
19. Who do you expect to send it back first? robbo, with threats of violence (I'll give you threats of violence)
20. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke or Pepsi Max, fuck that sugary crap
21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Damn sheppo stole my joke, okay neither
22. What is your shoe size? 12 wide, 10 long, I'm like a fucking ape man
23. Do you have any pets? nope
24. What did you want to be when you were little? big
25. When is your birthday? today and nobody came to the party
26. Shampoo? of course
27. Soap? yeah it tastes good
28. Summer/Winter? summer 'cause the ladies take the twins for a walk
29. Favourite Advertisement? Suntory Let's Diet Water, it has Keiko in a tight singlet and an excercising sloth what more could I want....hell get rid of the sloth
30. Thinking about? ...
31. Listening to? classic first season Baywatch because I forgot to pause the dvd while I filled this out
**********THE LAST 24 HOURS**************
Cried? tears of laughter
Met someone new? hot chick that works at the bookstore...I didn't know they kept mace under the counter
Cleaned your room? Hell no
Drove a car? Looks like me in the speed camera photo
How many hours sleep? 2 maybe 3
*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN**************
God? several of them actually
Yourself? More than god
Santa Claus? Fat bastard still owes me a bike
Destiny/Fate? Only in cheesy pick-up lines
Ghosts? maybe
Angels? big bunch of pussies except that one played by Matt Damon
**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Big Sheppowski
Who do you go to for advice? that crazy homeless guy who sleeps behind the dumpster
When do you cry the most? when I'm crying
Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you? whatever
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Getting to Know Your Friends
Okay this first one is an email from my buddy Sheppo.
Welcome to the 2007 edition of “Getting to Know Your Friends.” (is it new or renamed?)
What you are supposed to do with this email...
Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to the people you care about, including the person who sent it to you.
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.
******* THE BASICS *******
1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:30am, the student life, sleep in most days
2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearl necklace
3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? Wild hogs, i highly reccomend it
4. What is your favourite TV show? Anything with hot guys in it, big brother, biggest loser, play school etc.
5. What did you have for breakfast? today nothing, but when i go to uni i get the big breakfast in the city for $6 its thick toast, 2 fried eggs, a sausage, grilled tomato, hash brown, bacon and an OJ, love it, cause i get it so much the lady givesme extras sometimes, look for me on biggest loser 2008.
6. What is your middle name(s)? "of" i.e. God of Love
7. What is your favourite cuisine? I'm from lower class society so mie groeing noodles on toast
8. What is your favourite crisp flavour? crisp hey, any flavour that has the nrl tazo in it
9. What is your favourite CD at the moment? . The data disc full of porno i got off of mum (not of mum).
10. What type of car do you drive? A mini, cause i dont need nothing to compensate my......
11. What characteristics do you despise? Happiness and kindness
12. Favourite item of clothing? bikini's, thank you god
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Perth, cause thats where all the good looking women are
14. Favourite time of the day? end of work, end of class, both great times
15. What was your most memorable birthday? My 1st, so much attention that day
16. Where were you born? Brisbane caravan park
17. Favourite sport to watch? Worlds strongest man competion
18. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? robbo, cant even update his blog regulalry
19. Who do you expect to send it back first? robbo, with threats of violence
20. Coke or Pepsi? Coke with bourbon
21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? i'm not a convience store so i guess morning person
22. What is your shoe size? 13 in ladies.
23. Do you have any pets? many, i'm a dominatrix
24. What did you want to be when you were little? a woman
25. When is your birthday? every second tuesday
26. Shampoo? yeah i use shampoo it goes on first to clean the hair, coditioner is better it makes the hair all shiny and smooth, oh really punk
27. Soap? never heard of it
28. Summer/Winter? how good is winter cuddling up with the person you love to keep warm, yeh i dont know either
29. Favourite Advertisement? ask the marketing guy an advertising question hey, i like the 42 below ads we atched them in class they are a NZ vodka company, i'm going to buy some just because their ads are so funny.
30. Thinking about? how much porn is on the internet
31. Listening to? linkin park - what ive done, tribl ink - refugee
**********THE LAST 24 HOURS**************
Cried? constantly
Met someone new? yes so many people at uni and the train stations but must never talk to strangers
Cleaned your room? yeah it's my goal in life
Drove a car? well i didn't fly it
How many hours sleep? i was making love all night long in this dream i had when i was asleep for 10 hours
*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN**************
God? i got to believe in myself
Yourself? see above
Santa Claus? top bloke
Destiny/Fate? benny once said that u control your won destiny, stay off the drugs son
Ghosts? did until i seen ghost busters
Angels? all girls are
**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Mum
Who do you go to for advice? Doctor
When do you cry the most? watching home and away
Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you? if it tickles their fancy
Welcome to the 2007 edition of “Getting to Know Your Friends.” (is it new or renamed?)
What you are supposed to do with this email...
Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to the people you care about, including the person who sent it to you.
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.
******* THE BASICS *******
1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:30am, the student life, sleep in most days
2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearl necklace
3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? Wild hogs, i highly reccomend it
4. What is your favourite TV show? Anything with hot guys in it, big brother, biggest loser, play school etc.
5. What did you have for breakfast? today nothing, but when i go to uni i get the big breakfast in the city for $6 its thick toast, 2 fried eggs, a sausage, grilled tomato, hash brown, bacon and an OJ, love it, cause i get it so much the lady givesme extras sometimes, look for me on biggest loser 2008.
6. What is your middle name(s)? "of" i.e. God of Love
7. What is your favourite cuisine? I'm from lower class society so mie groeing noodles on toast
8. What is your favourite crisp flavour? crisp hey, any flavour that has the nrl tazo in it
9. What is your favourite CD at the moment? . The data disc full of porno i got off of mum (not of mum).
10. What type of car do you drive? A mini, cause i dont need nothing to compensate my......
11. What characteristics do you despise? Happiness and kindness
12. Favourite item of clothing? bikini's, thank you god
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Perth, cause thats where all the good looking women are
14. Favourite time of the day? end of work, end of class, both great times
15. What was your most memorable birthday? My 1st, so much attention that day
16. Where were you born? Brisbane caravan park
17. Favourite sport to watch? Worlds strongest man competion
18. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? robbo, cant even update his blog regulalry
19. Who do you expect to send it back first? robbo, with threats of violence
20. Coke or Pepsi? Coke with bourbon
21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? i'm not a convience store so i guess morning person
22. What is your shoe size? 13 in ladies.
23. Do you have any pets? many, i'm a dominatrix
24. What did you want to be when you were little? a woman
25. When is your birthday? every second tuesday
26. Shampoo? yeah i use shampoo it goes on first to clean the hair, coditioner is better it makes the hair all shiny and smooth, oh really punk
27. Soap? never heard of it
28. Summer/Winter? how good is winter cuddling up with the person you love to keep warm, yeh i dont know either
29. Favourite Advertisement? ask the marketing guy an advertising question hey, i like the 42 below ads we atched them in class they are a NZ vodka company, i'm going to buy some just because their ads are so funny.
30. Thinking about? how much porn is on the internet
31. Listening to? linkin park - what ive done, tribl ink - refugee
**********THE LAST 24 HOURS**************
Cried? constantly
Met someone new? yes so many people at uni and the train stations but must never talk to strangers
Cleaned your room? yeah it's my goal in life
Drove a car? well i didn't fly it
How many hours sleep? i was making love all night long in this dream i had when i was asleep for 10 hours
*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN**************
God? i got to believe in myself
Yourself? see above
Santa Claus? top bloke
Destiny/Fate? benny once said that u control your won destiny, stay off the drugs son
Ghosts? did until i seen ghost busters
Angels? all girls are
**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Mum
Who do you go to for advice? Doctor
When do you cry the most? watching home and away
Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you? if it tickles their fancy
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Forum F*ckwits
Hey there people it's been a while since I last posted anything.
Why?
Well because I've been busy with work and my short films.
But that's not what this post is about, it's about wankers on webforums.
See I'm a member of various forums dedicated to female celebrities (some dedicated to a single celeb others to celebs in general) and I've noticed that there are a lot of complete f*ckwits on them, these people obviously have no lives.
As such I've decided to list some rules that might help negate some of my biggest forum peeves:
10. Search first, every forum has a search tool, use it before "requesting".
9. While your at it, request in the requests section (most forums have these).
8. Don't reply to old threads unless you have something useful to add and not just a piece of asskissing.
7. Read the rules first, every forum has a rules thread, read it and obey it that way there's less arguments.
6. Join before posting, there is nothing worse than an idiotic anonymous post.
5. Just because you've just found a pic/video doesn't make it rare, almost everything on the internet has been seen long before you found it.
4. Don't insult people, it's that simple, whether you're insulting the celeb or a fellow forum member it's just going to start an argument.
3. Stay on topic, there is little more annoying than having to wade through pages of non-topic to find what you're looking for. If it's more than a page of discussion it's too much.
2. If you post pics/vids and don't get thanked deal with it and don't whine because unless you personally took the photos/video of the celeb during some private exclusive occasion there are tons of other people willing to provide it who realise that most forum members are ungrateful/lazy leeches.
1. Don't join the forum of a celeb you hate just to flame about them, you'll make no friends and more than likely just get banned anyway, save us all the hassle.
Okay I needed that rant.
Robbo
Why?
Well because I've been busy with work and my short films.
But that's not what this post is about, it's about wankers on webforums.
See I'm a member of various forums dedicated to female celebrities (some dedicated to a single celeb others to celebs in general) and I've noticed that there are a lot of complete f*ckwits on them, these people obviously have no lives.
As such I've decided to list some rules that might help negate some of my biggest forum peeves:
10. Search first, every forum has a search tool, use it before "requesting".
9. While your at it, request in the requests section (most forums have these).
8. Don't reply to old threads unless you have something useful to add and not just a piece of asskissing.
7. Read the rules first, every forum has a rules thread, read it and obey it that way there's less arguments.
6. Join before posting, there is nothing worse than an idiotic anonymous post.
5. Just because you've just found a pic/video doesn't make it rare, almost everything on the internet has been seen long before you found it.
4. Don't insult people, it's that simple, whether you're insulting the celeb or a fellow forum member it's just going to start an argument.
3. Stay on topic, there is little more annoying than having to wade through pages of non-topic to find what you're looking for. If it's more than a page of discussion it's too much.
2. If you post pics/vids and don't get thanked deal with it and don't whine because unless you personally took the photos/video of the celeb during some private exclusive occasion there are tons of other people willing to provide it who realise that most forum members are ungrateful/lazy leeches.
1. Don't join the forum of a celeb you hate just to flame about them, you'll make no friends and more than likely just get banned anyway, save us all the hassle.
Okay I needed that rant.
Robbo
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