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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Camelot Colony - A Brief Tour

The UCSF Camelot Long Range Colony Vessel is the centrepiece of "Last Stand" the shortfilm takes place in and around this massive ship and the story revolves around the colonisiation mission.

As such I figured a little sneak peek was in order:

Overhead Map



10 Second Tour (real ride takes about 5 minutes)


And a brief lookaround.

Now I'm gonna take a break, maybe have a few beers and then it's back to work
Robbo

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Yet more FX tests.

Okay firstly long time no see. I've been busy lately with work and also my modem has been playing up a bit so no real desire to update this thing.

Until now.

I've been making decent progress with Last Stand and have a few more FX tests (actually I've had them for weeks but that's all I want to post right now) for you guys to see.













Well enjoy, I'm off.

Robbo

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Another SFX Test

Here's another FX test for my upcoming short film Last Stand:



As with the last one the model isn't completed and there's no sound, fairly crappy quality due to youtube but check it out anyway.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Building the Cockpit Micro-set - Finished 4-5-07

Well I've been busy today.
As you may have heard one of my upcoming short films - LAST STAND - is a sci-fi and the one thing all sci-fi films require is great Space Fighter battles. For that I require at least part of a cockpit.

DAY ONE - Black Thunder

As always with these projects get your shit together first.

Ok we start by measuring up one of the support legs.

And use that as a guide for the rest.

Cut each of the legs at a slightly different leg because you're useless with a jigsaw.

Tack the leg to the "arm" to make it easier for screwing together.

Self-tapping screws are a gift from the gods.

Do the same on the other end.
NOTE: Always leave the barcode sticker on for that professional look.

Lay down some newspaper before you start spray-painting.

One can of spray paint covers about 90% of the two armsets.

While the paint dried I headed to Bunnings for more spray-paint and 7-Eleven for a slurpee.

Flip and finish painting, this will all be redundent tomorrow.

Yes there is another one.

While the touch-up coat dries we grab the controls (2 for $50 bargain).

Cords cut with angle pliers, handy skill if you have to deliver a baby in your toolshed.

Now it's just a matter of attaching the controls.

Glue guns are fun.

Almost finished, now just a matter of a final support strut at the back.

Okay at this point it looks kinda rough but tomorrow is all about making it look good.


DAY 2 - Fly Me To The Moon

Okay one of the controls came unstuck over night so it had to be glued back on.

And then it was on to the side panels, just black cardboard...

...tacked and glued on with care.

The panels completed.

At this point I added some paint details, attempted to add some stenciling but that was more trouble than it was worth, sadly it was messy work so I couldn't take any photos.


TADA!!! Like all good spacecraft I chose an ape as the test pilot, but since my dad was unavailable I used this guy instead.

Woo!!

Note the disastrous stenciling attempt. Oh well he looks cool anyway.

I'm off to save the universe
Robbo

SFX Test

Okay so here's a quick test of the FX for my short film "Last Stand":



The model needs a complete overhaul but I'm happy with the effect for the most part.

I'm off to blow stuff up now
Robbo

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Getting to Know Your Friends...My response

And here is the email I sent back.


Welcome to the 2007 edition of “Getting to Know Your Friends.” (is it new or renamed?)

What you are supposed to do with this email...

Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to the people you care about, including the person who sent it to you.

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.

******* THE BASICS *******


1. What time did you get up this morning? Morning what the fuck is that?

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds but only if they're stolen

3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? Wild hogs, i highly reccomend it

4. What is your favourite TV show? Anything with hot chicks in it, or Supernatural that show rocks

5. What did you have for breakfast? Left over $18 pepperoni pizza

6. What is your middle name(s)? Ow Dammit, apparently someone stepped on my dad's foot when they were at the naming place.

7. What is your favourite cuisine? Anything so long as it's food

8. What is your favourite crisp flavour? See above.

9. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes, my kids are doomed.

10. What type of car do you drive? One with four wheels

11. What characteristics do you despise? Wankers

12. Favourite item of clothing? bikini's, thank you god (have to agree with Shepps here)

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Wherever the ladies are

14. Favourite time of the day? night

15. What was your most memorable birthday? 21st, nothing like spending the day in hospital cause ya friend has a crappy lung

16. Where were you born? Apparently in hospital

17. Favourite sport to watch? Highschool Girls Basketball.....except I'm not allowed to anymore

18. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? pretty much everyone

19. Who do you expect to send it back first? robbo, with threats of violence (I'll give you threats of violence)

20. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke or Pepsi Max, fuck that sugary crap

21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Damn sheppo stole my joke, okay neither

22. What is your shoe size? 12 wide, 10 long, I'm like a fucking ape man

23. Do you have any pets? nope

24. What did you want to be when you were little? big

25. When is your birthday? today and nobody came to the party

26. Shampoo? of course

27. Soap? yeah it tastes good

28. Summer/Winter? summer 'cause the ladies take the twins for a walk

29. Favourite Advertisement? Suntory Let's Diet Water, it has Keiko in a tight singlet and an excercising sloth what more could I want....hell get rid of the sloth

30. Thinking about? ...

31. Listening to? classic first season Baywatch because I forgot to pause the dvd while I filled this out



**********THE LAST 24 HOURS**************


Cried? tears of laughter

Met someone new? hot chick that works at the bookstore...I didn't know they kept mace under the counter

Cleaned your room? Hell no

Drove a car? Looks like me in the speed camera photo

How many hours sleep? 2 maybe 3


*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN**************


God? several of them actually

Yourself? More than god

Santa Claus? Fat bastard still owes me a bike

Destiny/Fate? Only in cheesy pick-up lines

Ghosts? maybe

Angels? big bunch of pussies except that one played by Matt Damon


**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********

Who have you known the longest of your friends? Big Sheppowski

Who do you go to for advice? that crazy homeless guy who sleeps behind the dumpster

When do you cry the most? when I'm crying

Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you? whatever

Getting to Know Your Friends

Okay this first one is an email from my buddy Sheppo.



Welcome to the 2007 edition of “Getting to Know Your Friends.” (is it new or renamed?)

What you are supposed to do with this email...

Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to the people you care about, including the person who sent it to you.

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already.

******* THE BASICS *******


1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:30am, the student life, sleep in most days

2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearl necklace

3. What was the last film you saw at the movies? Wild hogs, i highly reccomend it

4. What is your favourite TV show? Anything with hot guys in it, big brother, biggest loser, play school etc.

5. What did you have for breakfast? today nothing, but when i go to uni i get the big breakfast in the city for $6 its thick toast, 2 fried eggs, a sausage, grilled tomato, hash brown, bacon and an OJ, love it, cause i get it so much the lady givesme extras sometimes, look for me on biggest loser 2008.

6. What is your middle name(s)? "of" i.e. God of Love

7. What is your favourite cuisine? I'm from lower class society so mie groeing noodles on toast

8. What is your favourite crisp flavour? crisp hey, any flavour that has the nrl tazo in it

9. What is your favourite CD at the moment? . The data disc full of porno i got off of mum (not of mum).

10. What type of car do you drive? A mini, cause i dont need nothing to compensate my......

11. What characteristics do you despise? Happiness and kindness

12. Favourite item of clothing? bikini's, thank you god

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Perth, cause thats where all the good looking women are

14. Favourite time of the day? end of work, end of class, both great times

15. What was your most memorable birthday? My 1st, so much attention that day

16. Where were you born? Brisbane caravan park

17. Favourite sport to watch? Worlds strongest man competion

18. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? robbo, cant even update his blog regulalry

19. Who do you expect to send it back first? robbo, with threats of violence

20. Coke or Pepsi? Coke with bourbon

21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? i'm not a convience store so i guess morning person

22. What is your shoe size? 13 in ladies.

23. Do you have any pets? many, i'm a dominatrix

24. What did you want to be when you were little? a woman

25. When is your birthday? every second tuesday

26. Shampoo? yeah i use shampoo it goes on first to clean the hair, coditioner is better it makes the hair all shiny and smooth, oh really punk

27. Soap? never heard of it

28. Summer/Winter? how good is winter cuddling up with the person you love to keep warm, yeh i dont know either

29. Favourite Advertisement? ask the marketing guy an advertising question hey, i like the 42 below ads we atched them in class they are a NZ vodka company, i'm going to buy some just because their ads are so funny.

30. Thinking about? how much porn is on the internet

31. Listening to? linkin park - what ive done, tribl ink - refugee



**********THE LAST 24 HOURS**************


Cried? constantly

Met someone new? yes so many people at uni and the train stations but must never talk to strangers

Cleaned your room? yeah it's my goal in life

Drove a car? well i didn't fly it

How many hours sleep? i was making love all night long in this dream i had when i was asleep for 10 hours


*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN**************


God? i got to believe in myself

Yourself? see above

Santa Claus? top bloke

Destiny/Fate? benny once said that u control your won destiny, stay off the drugs son

Ghosts? did until i seen ghost busters

Angels? all girls are


**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********

Who have you known the longest of your friends? Mum

Who do you go to for advice? Doctor

When do you cry the most? watching home and away

Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you? if it tickles their fancy